Storii Time

Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.

-Zora Neale Hurston

WHEN I TELL A NERDY JOKE

I’m like,

and everyone else is like,

but I’m like,

Source: obsessivedisneydisorder

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS WE GET SALAD FOR DINNER

WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO LEAVE THE BAR EARLY

Source: animated-disney-gifs

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